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Image:Unused2_(48).jpg |We love to see you smell | Image:Unused2_(48).jpg |We love to see you smell | ||
Image:Unused2_(49).jpg |The best show you're watching right now | Image:Unused2_(49).jpg |The best show you're watching right now | ||
Image:Unused2_(50).jpg |Recommended by viewers who chew gum | Image:Unused2_(50).jpg |Who wants gristle? | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(51).jpg |Recommended by viewers who chew gum | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(52).jpg |Like ''Antiques Roadshow'', but in space | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(53).jpg |Brought to you by the word "ass" | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(54).jpg |Man, that one-eyed chick is hot | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(55).jpg |Tonight's show was fried in jokelestra | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(56).jpg |Get out your calculators and enjoy the show | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(57).jpg |Like PBS, but with sassier robots | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(58).jpg |Approved by the ''American Rudeness Council'' | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(59).jpg |Can't we all just get along (in space)? | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(60).jpg |Watch and learn | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(61).jpg |In space, no one can hear you laugh | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(62).jpg |Kick off your early evening with us | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(63).jpg |Originally broadcast today on a future planet | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(64).jpg |Drawn with pride in a minimum security facility | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(65).jpg |Your Arbor Day headquarters | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(66).jpg |Watch while listening to "''Tom Sawyer''" for eerie synergies | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(67).jpg |Formerly "''Futurissimo''" | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(68).jpg |Now with 20% more analogs to our time | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(69).jpg |May cause drowsiness or irritability | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(70).jpg |Made with pride in the first four dimensions | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(71).jpg |Jordan's back, and so are we | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(72).jpg |Featuring all your favorite ''Harry Potter'' characters | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(73).jpg |Comedy by the shovelful | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(74).jpg |Now also available as a shoe | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(75).jpg |This episode created entirely while riding on "''Segway''" | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(76).jpg |No aliens were frazarked in the making of this episode | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(77).jpg |Now with jokes about robots and aliens | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(78).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, your money back | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(79).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, you can pinch us | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(80).jpg |Only 35 more weeks until football season! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(81).jpg |Mined from pure humor nuggets | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(82).jpg |Television for people who watch television | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(83).jpg |Support our troops on Cygnus 5 | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(84).jpg |[[Bender's Game Part 3|Current eBay bid: $8.51]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(85).jpg |Error! Your subtitle program has been corrupted | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(86).jpg |Alert! color radiation at level 5 | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(87).jpg |Please patronize our advertisers. During "''King of the Hill''." | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(88).jpg |Read from tea leaves | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(89).jpg |Almost certain to come true | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(90).jpg |Call your friends and tell them to watch or you won't talk to them any more | ||
Image:Unused2_(91).jpg |3D version now available -- call your local cable operator | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
[[Category:Lists|Title captions]] | [[Category:Lists|Title captions]] |
Revision as of 12:46, 2 December 2011
The following are title captions that were released in DVD special features before appearing in the Opening Sequence. A few have since been used, in these cases click the text version to see an associated episode.
Gallery
First Set
Included as an Easter egg on volume three, disc one.
Last week's Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of Old Mother's Whiskey™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show!
Second Set
Included as an Easter egg on volume four, disc four.