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Image:Unused_(9).jpg |Dear god, I'm stuck on the bottom of the TV screen | Image:Unused_(9).jpg |Dear god, I'm stuck on the bottom of the TV screen | ||
Image:Unused_(10).jpg |Please do not read this | Image:Unused_(10).jpg |Please do not read this | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(11).jpg |The proceeding recorded in "happy-happy fun-time" | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(12).jpg |Do not whack with a stick | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(13).jpg |It sure beats workin' | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(14).jpg |[[Bendin' in the Wind|Federal law prohibits changing the channel]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(15).jpg |Filmed in television™ | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(16).jpg |Last known transmission of the Mars polar lander | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(17).jpg |[[Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 3|Now available without prescription]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(18).jpg |No humans were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(19).jpg |Now hiring Gorns and Tribbles | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(20).jpg |Contains the comedy energy of three rubber chickens | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(21).jpg |A proud sponsor of special relativity | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(22).jpg |By appointment to his Galactic Majesty Zang the Cruel | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(23).jpg |Help! Matt Groening is really an alien monster-- Arrggh! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(24).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of Ishigo Futurama | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(25).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of a Denebian talking mold | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(26).jpg |Designed especially for the human brain | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(27).jpg |Wow! Look at the pretty colors! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(28).jpg |I like this show! Do you? | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(29).jpg |The guy with the orange hair is named "Fry" | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(30).jpg |Found whole in the belly of the Space Wolf | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(31).jpg |Soon to be a Neptune-orbiting amusement park | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(32).jpg |A step beyond funny | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(33).jpg |Natural source of dietary positrons | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(34).jpg |Note: Not a substitute for actual time travel | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(35).jpg |To view in hypercolor, insert rectal probe | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(36).jpg |A jazzy alternative to the present day | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(37).jpg |What you'll miss a thousand years hence | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(38).jpg |Americans: Put down your guns for half an hour | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(39).jpg |Last 12 minutes will be improvised | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(40).jpg |Humanity wins 2453 World Cup Championship! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(41).jpg |Last week's ''Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest''™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of ''Old Mother's Whiskey''™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(42).jpg |[[Bender's Big Score Part 2|Watch, Rinse, Repeat]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(43).jpg |Now with 10% more future | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(44).jpg |[[The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 2|It makes a nice sandwich]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(45).jpg |You will be travelling in time. Check your shoes at the door. | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(46).jpg |Do not watch while driving | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(47).jpg |May contain sarcasm | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(48).jpg |Wait half an hour after meal before watching | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(49).jpg |Now contains titanium | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(50).jpg |Disassembly required | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(51).jpg |Recommended by four out of five U.S. Presidents | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(52).jpg |Sitting close may reverse myopia | ||
Image:Unused (53).jpg |Not affiliated with the Columbia School of Broadcasting | Image:Unused (53).jpg |Not affiliated with the Columbia School of Broadcasting | ||
Image:Unused (54).jpg |We never eat a meal on rewrite night | Image:Unused (54).jpg |We never eat a meal on rewrite night |
Revision as of 05:44, 6 October 2011
The following are title captions that were released in DVD special features before appearing in the Opening Sequence. A few have since been used, in these cases click the text version to see an associated episode.
Gallery
First Set
Included as an Easter egg on volume three, disc one.
Last week's Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of Old Mother's Whiskey™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show!
Second Set
Included as an Easter egg on volume four, disc four.