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===First Set=== | ===First Set=== | ||
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Image:Unused (1).jpg | Image:Unused (1).jpg |Lick screen for "surprise" | ||
Image:Unused (2).jpg | Image:Unused (2).jpg |A wholly owned subsidiary of ''Top Ramen Noodle Corp.'' | ||
Image:Unused (3).jpg | Image:Unused (3).jpg |The proud result of prison labor | ||
Image:Unused (4).jpg | Image:Unused (4).jpg |Entertainment for geniuses | ||
Image:Unused (5).jpg | Image:Unused (5).jpg |Less dumb than other shows | ||
Image:Unused (6).jpg | Image:Unused (6).jpg |This space for rent | ||
Image:Unused (7).jpg | Image:Unused (7).jpg |Watch harder | ||
Image:Unused (8).jpg | Image:Unused (8).jpg |Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send Fry to crazy rainbow land | ||
Image:Unused (9).jpg | Image:Unused (9).jpg |Dear god, I'm stuck on the bottom of the TV screen | ||
Image:Unused (10).jpg | Image:Unused (10).jpg |Please do not read this | ||
Image:Unused (11).jpg | Image:Unused (11).jpg |The proceeding recorded in "hppy-happy fun-time" | ||
Image:Unused (12).jpg | Image:Unused (12).jpg |Do not whack with a stick | ||
Image:Unused (13).jpg | Image:Unused (13).jpg |It sure beats workin' | ||
Image:Unused (14).jpg | Image:Unused (14).jpg |Federal law prohibits changing the channel | ||
Image:Unused (15).jpg | Image:Unused (15).jpg |Filmed in television™ | ||
Image:Unused (16).jpg | Image:Unused (16).jpg |Last known transmission of the Mars polar lander | ||
Image:Unused (17).jpg | Image:Unused (17).jpg |Now available without prescription | ||
Image:Unused (18).jpg | Image:Unused (18).jpg |No humans were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode | ||
Image:Unused (19).jpg | Image:Unused (19).jpg |Now hiring Gorns and Tribbles | ||
Image:Unused (20).jpg | Image:Unused (20).jpg |Contains the comedy energy of three rubber chickens | ||
Image:Unused (21).jpg | Image:Unused (21).jpg |A proud sponsor of special relativity | ||
Image:Unused (22).jpg | Image:Unused (22).jpg |By appointment to his Galactic Majesty Zang the Cruel | ||
Image:Unused (23).jpg | Image:Unused (23).jpg |Help! Matt Groening is really an alien monster-- Arrggh! | ||
Image:Unused (24).jpg | Image:Unused (24).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of Ishigo Futurama | ||
Image:Unused (25).jpg | Image:Unused (25).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of a Denebian talking mold | ||
Image:Unused (26).jpg | Image:Unused (26).jpg |Designed especially for the human brain | ||
Image:Unused (27).jpg | Image:Unused (27).jpg |Wow! Look at the pretty colors! | ||
Image:Unused (28).jpg | Image:Unused (28).jpg |I like this show! Do you? | ||
Image:Unused (29).jpg | Image:Unused (29).jpg |The guy with the orange hair is named "Fry" | ||
Image:Unused (30).jpg | Image:Unused (30).jpg |Found whole in the belly of the Space Wolf | ||
Image:Unused (31).jpg | Image:Unused (31).jpg |Soon to be a Neptune-orbiting amusement park | ||
Image:Unused (32).jpg | Image:Unused (32).jpg |A step beyond funny | ||
Image:Unused (33).jpg | Image:Unused (33).jpg |Natural source of dietary positrons | ||
Image:Unused (34).jpg | Image:Unused (34).jpg |Note: Not a substitute for actual time travel | ||
Image:Unused (35).jpg | Image:Unused (35).jpg |To view in hypercolor, insert rectal probe | ||
Image:Unused (36).jpg | Image:Unused (36).jpg |A jazzy alternative to the present day | ||
Image:Unused (37).jpg | Image:Unused (37).jpg |What you'll miss a thousand years hence | ||
Image:Unused (38).jpg | Image:Unused (38).jpg |Amercans: Put down your guns for half an hour | ||
Image:Unused (39).jpg | Image:Unused (39).jpg |Last 12 minutes will be improvised | ||
Image:Unused (40).jpg | Image:Unused (40).jpg |Humanity wins 2453 World Cup Championship! | ||
Image:Unused (41).jpg | Image:Unused (41).jpg |Last week's ''Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest''™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of ''Old Mother's Whiskey''™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show! | ||
Image:Unused (42).jpg | Image:Unused (42).jpg |Watch, Rinse, Repeat | ||
Image:Unused (43).jpg | Image:Unused (43).jpg |Now with 10% more future | ||
Image:Unused (44).jpg | Image:Unused (44).jpg |It makes a nice sandwich | ||
Image:Unused (45).jpg | Image:Unused (45).jpg |You will be traveling in time. Check your shoes at the door. | ||
Image:Unused (46).jpg | Image:Unused (46).jpg |Do not watch while driving | ||
Image:Unused (47).jpg | Image:Unused (47).jpg |May contain sarcasm | ||
Image:Unused (48).jpg | Image:Unused (48).jpg |Wait half an hour after meal before watching | ||
Image:Unused (49).jpg | Image:Unused (49).jpg |Now contains titanium | ||
Image:Unused (50).jpg | Image:Unused (50).jpg |Disassembly required | ||
Image:Unused (51).jpg | Image:Unused (51).jpg |Recomended by four out of five U.S. Presidents | ||
Image:Unused (52).jpg | Image:Unused (52).jpg |Sitting close may reverse myopia | ||
Image:Unused (53).jpg | Image:Unused (53).jpg |Not affiliated with the Columbia School of Broadcasting | ||
Image:Unused (54).jpg | Image:Unused (54).jpg |We never eat a meal on rewrite night | ||
Image:Unused (55).jpg | Image:Unused (55).jpg |Today's future tonight | ||
Image:Unused (56).jpg | Image:Unused (56).jpg |Sit down, you're in the future! | ||
Image:Unused (57).jpg | Image:Unused (57).jpg |Cool cats dig it! | ||
Image:Unused (58).jpg | Image:Unused (58).jpg |May contain Sci-Fi crap | ||
Image:Unused (59).jpg | Image:Unused (59).jpg |All coupons redeemable at end of viewing | ||
Image:Unused (60).jpg | Image:Unused (60).jpg |Not to be taken lightly | ||
Image:Unused (61).jpg | Image:Unused (61).jpg |Collect all six billion | ||
Image:Unused (62).jpg | Image:Unused (62).jpg |Better if viewed through hyperintercosmic laser window | ||
Image:Unused (63).jpg | Image:Unused (63).jpg |Intergalactic travel is simulated | ||
Image:Unused (64).jpg | Image:Unused (64).jpg |No smizmars were hurt in the making of this show | ||
Image:Unused (65).jpg | Image:Unused (65).jpg |Caution: Will get your goat | ||
Image:Unused (66).jpg | Image:Unused (66).jpg |Licensed by a practicing space guy | ||
Image:Unused (67).jpg | Image:Unused (67).jpg |Hey, don't hit your brother | ||
Image:Unused (68).jpg | Image:Unused (68).jpg |Put your mind in the upright position | ||
Image:Unused (69).jpg | Image:Unused (69).jpg |Not a Spike Lee joint | ||
Image:Unused (70).jpg | Image:Unused (70).jpg |Based on a true story told by a friend of my uncle | ||
Image:Unused (71).jpg | Image:Unused (71).jpg |From plutoium concentrate | ||
Image:Unused (72).jpg | Image:Unused (72).jpg |Spray directly in face | ||
Image:Unused (73).jpg | Image:Unused (73).jpg |Winner of two of the five awards that we invented | ||
Image:Unused (74).jpg | Image:Unused (74).jpg |To be inserted orally | ||
Image:Unused (75).jpg | Image:Unused (75).jpg |Not to be inserted orally | ||
Image:Unused (76).jpg | Image:Unused (76).jpg |Beans not included | ||
Image:Unused (77).jpg | Image:Unused (77).jpg |Watched by everyone who has seen the show | ||
Image:Unused (78).jpg | Image:Unused (78).jpg |Do not take with a grain of salt | ||
Image:Unused (79).jpg | Image:Unused (79).jpg |May contain scenes unsuitable for guys named Jo-Jo | ||
Image:Unused (80).jpg | Image:Unused (80).jpg |Based on the works of J. W. Jibbywha Jr. Esq. | ||
Image:Unused (81).jpg | Image:Unused (81).jpg |Contents have been known to control the minds of livestock | ||
Image:Unused (82).jpg | Image:Unused (82).jpg |Lookout! Ship! | ||
Image:Unused (83).jpg | Image:Unused (83).jpg |Second printing 3001. Not a collector's item | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> |
Revision as of 09:56, 24 March 2008
The following are title captions that were never used in the Opening Sequence.
Gallery
First Set
Last week's Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of Old Mother's Whiskey™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show!