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Image:Unused2_(1).jpg |00010100100111010010<br/>1110 01010100100010101110<br/>1010 | Image:Unused2_(1).jpg |00010100100111010010<br/>1110 01010100100010101110<br/>1010 | ||
Image:Unused2_(2).jpg |Contains falsified data | Image:Unused2_(2).jpg |Contains falsified data | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(3).jpg |[[Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 1|Close captioned for the ESP impaired]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(4).jpg |Not a significant source of uranium | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(5).jpg |Translated from the original sign language | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(6).jpg |May contain less than 2% of all chemicals | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(7).jpg |Criminal sentence pending | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(8).jpg |Also available in circus form | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(9).jpg |As seen on the FBI's "10 most funny" list | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(10).jpg |The flickering light at the end of the comedy tunnel | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(11).jpg |Meets or exceeds U.S. Gov't comedy standards | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(12).jpg |Customized to your sense of humor | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(13).jpg |Now with brighter whites and colors that don't fade | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(14).jpg |The souped-up muscle car of TV comedies | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(15).jpg |Even more futuristic! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(16).jpg |Featuring the fifth element -- hyperwater | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(17).jpg |Closed captioned in stereo | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(18).jpg |We use only milk-fed, free-range animators | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(19).jpg |Comedy that's smart for your wallet | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(20).jpg |Sponsored by jokes without limits, a non-profit organization | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(21).jpg |[[Bender's Game Part 2|The episode they'll all be thinking about at the office water cooler but not mentioning specifically]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(22).jpg |Comedy that doesn't "eat it" | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(23).jpg |Found tattooed on sasquatch | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(24).jpg |TV L: Characters communicate using language | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(25).jpg |Transcribed directly from the human genome | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(26).jpg |Caution: Some English words in this broadcast may be spelled non-phonetically | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(27).jpg |Found to produce adverse reactions in tapirs | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(28).jpg |Dne eht a palindromic script! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(29).jpg |For a lustrous shine, rub daily into your dog's coat | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(30).jpg |Now with joke beaters, the low-cal humor substitute | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(31).jpg |Soon to be an Icelandic saga | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(32).jpg |You may now punch your frequent watchers card | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(33).jpg |100% Mike Wallace free! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(34).jpg |Smarter than the average space bear | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(35).jpg |Won't stick to most dental work | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(36).jpg |Fry is the walrus | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(37).jpg |Thanks for watching, Larry | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(38).jpg |Ask about our lay-awake plan | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(39).jpg |You've seen the rest, now watch us | ||
Image:Unused2 (40).jpg |Home of the fighting newts | Image:Unused2-(40).jpg |Home of the fighting newts | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(41).jpg |36% fat free! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(42).jpg |Can you draw Tippy? | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(43).jpg |Today's soup: Plutonian clam w/ celery | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(44).jpg |Orwell was doubleplusright | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(45).jpg |Like Seinfeld, but in space | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(46).jpg |We laugh so you don't have to | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(47).jpg |Now with deeper teal | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(48).jpg |We love to see you smell | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(49).jpg |The best show you're watching right now | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(50).jpg |Recommended by viewers who chew gum | ||
Image:Unused2 (51).jpg |Like ''Antiques Roadshow'', but in space | Image:Unused2 (51).jpg |Like ''Antiques Roadshow'', but in space | ||
Image:Unused2 (52).jpg |Brought to you by the word "ass" | Image:Unused2 (52).jpg |Brought to you by the word "ass" |
Revision as of 12:17, 2 December 2011
The following are title captions that were released in DVD special features before appearing in the Opening Sequence. A few have since been used, in these cases click the text version to see an associated episode.
Gallery
First Set
Included as an Easter egg on volume three, disc one.
Last week's Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of Old Mother's Whiskey™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show!
Second Set
Included as an Easter egg on volume four, disc four.
- Unused2-(40).jpg
Home of the fighting newts