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The following are title captions that were released in DVD special features before appearing in the [[ | The following are title captions that were released in [[DVD releases|DVD]] special features before appearing in the [[opening sequence]]. A few have since been used, in these cases click the text version to see an associated episode. | ||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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Included as an [[Easter egg]] on [[volume three]], disc one. | Included as an [[Easter egg]] on [[volume three]], disc one. | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(1).jpg |Lick screen for "surprise" | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(2).jpg |A wholly owned subsidiary of ''Top Ramen Noodle Corp.'' | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(3).jpg |[[The Beast with a Billion Backs|The proud result of prison labor]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(4).jpg |Entertainment for geniuses | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(5).jpg |Less dumb than other shows | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(6).jpg |This space for rent | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(7).jpg |Watch harder | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(8).jpg |Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send [[Fry]] to crazy rainbow land | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(9).jpg |Dear god, I'm stuck on the bottom of the TV screen | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(10).jpg |Please do not read this | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(11).jpg |The proceeding recorded in "happy-happy fun-time" | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(12).jpg |Do not whack with a stick | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(13).jpg |It sure beats workin' | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(14).jpg |[[Bendin' in the Wind|Federal law prohibits changing the channel]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(15).jpg |Filmed in television™ | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(16).jpg |Last known transmission of the [[Mars]] polar lander | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(17).jpg |[[Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 3|Now available without prescription]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(18).jpg |No [[humans]] were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(19).jpg |Now hiring Gorns and Tribbles | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(20).jpg |Contains the comedy energy of three rubber chickens | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(21).jpg |A proud sponsor of special relativity | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(22).jpg |By appointment to his Galactic Majesty Zang the Cruel | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(23).jpg |Help! [[Matt Groening]] is really an alien monster-- Arrggh! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(24).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of Ishigo Futurama | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(25).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of a Denebian talking mold | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(26).jpg |Designed especially for the human brain | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(27).jpg |Wow! Look at the pretty colors! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(28).jpg |I like this show! Do you? | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(29).jpg |The guy with the orange hair is named "Fry" | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(30).jpg |Found whole in the belly of the Space Wolf | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(31).jpg |Soon to be a Neptune-orbiting amusement park | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(32).jpg |A step beyond funny | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(33).jpg |Natural source of dietary positrons | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(34).jpg |Note: Not a substitute for actual time travel | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(35).jpg |To view in hypercolor, insert rectal probe | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(36).jpg |A jazzy alternative to the present day | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(37).jpg |What you'll miss a thousand years hence | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(38).jpg |Americans: Put down your guns for half an hour | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(39).jpg |Last 12 minutes will be improvised | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(40).jpg |Humanity wins 2453 World Cup Championship! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(41).jpg |Last week's ''Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest''™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of ''Old Mother's Whiskey''™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(42).jpg |[[Bender's Big Score Part 2|Watch, Rinse, Repeat]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(43).jpg |Now with 10% more future | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(44).jpg |[[The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 2|It makes a nice sandwich]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(45).jpg |You will be travelling in time. Check your shoes at the door. | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(46).jpg |Do not watch while driving | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(47).jpg |May contain sarcasm | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(48).jpg |Wait half an hour after meal before watching | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(49).jpg |Now contains titanium | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(50).jpg |Disassembly required | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(51).jpg |Recommended by four out of five [[USA|U.S.]] Presidents | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(52).jpg |Sitting close may reverse myopia | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(53).jpg |Can be viewed without finishing your homework | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(54).jpg |Not affiliated with the Columbia School of Broadcasting | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(55).jpg |We never eat a meal on rewrite night | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(56).jpg |Today's future tonight | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(57).jpg |Sit down, you're in the future! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(58).jpg |Cool cats dig it! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(59).jpg |May contain Sci-Fi crap | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(60).jpg |All coupons redeemable at end of viewing | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(61).jpg |Not to be taken lightly | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(62).jpg |[[Bender's Game Part 4|Collect all six billion]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(63).jpg |Better if viewed through hyperintercosmic laser window | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(64).jpg |Intergalactic travel is simulated | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(65).jpg |No [[Smizmar|smizmars]] were hurt in the making of this show | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(66).jpg |Caution: Will get your goat | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(67).jpg |Licensed by a practicing space guy | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(68).jpg |Hey, don't hit your brother | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(69).jpg |Put your mind in the upright position | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(70).jpg |Not a Spike Lee joint | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(71).jpg |Based on a true story told by a friend of my uncle | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(72).jpg |From plutonium concentrate | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(73).jpg |Spray directly in face | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(74).jpg |Winner of two of the five awards that we invented | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(75).jpg |To be inserted orally | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(76).jpg |Not to be inserted orally | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(77).jpg |Beans not included | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(78).jpg |Watched by everyone who has seen the show | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(79).jpg |Do not take with a grain of salt | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(80).jpg |May contain scenes unsuitable for guys named Jo-Jo | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(81).jpg |Based on the works of J. W. Jibbywha Jr. Esq. | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(82).jpg |Contents have been known to control the minds of livestock | ||
Image: | Image:Unused_(83).png |Lookout! Ship! | ||
Image:Unused_(84).png |Second printing [[3001]]. Not a collector's item | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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Included as an Easter egg on [[volume four]], disc four. | Included as an Easter egg on [[volume four]], disc four. | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(1).jpg |00010100100111010010<br/>1110 01010100100010101110<br/>1010 | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(2).jpg |Contains falsified data | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(3).jpg |[[Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 1|Close captioned for the ESP impaired]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(4).jpg |Not a significant source of uranium | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(5).jpg |Translated from the original sign language | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(6).jpg |May contain less than 2% of all chemicals | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(7).jpg |Criminal sentence pending | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(8).jpg |Also available in circus form | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(9).jpg |As seen on the FBI's "10 most funny" list | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(10).jpg |The flickering light at the end of the comedy tunnel | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(11).jpg |Meets or exceeds U.S. Gov't comedy standards | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(12).jpg |Customized to your sense of humor | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(13).jpg |Now with brighter whites and colors that don't fade | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(14).jpg |The souped-up muscle car of TV comedies | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(15).jpg |Even more futuristic! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(16).jpg |Featuring the fifth element -- hyperwater | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(17).jpg |Closed captioned in stereo | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(18).jpg |We use only milk-fed, free-range animators | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(19).jpg |Comedy that's smart for your wallet | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(20).jpg |Sponsored by jokes without limits, a non-profit organization | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(21).jpg |[[Bender's Game Part 2|The episode they'll all be thinking about at the office water cooler but not mentioning specifically]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(22).jpg |Comedy that doesn't "eat it" | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(23).jpg |Found tattooed on sasquatch | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(24).jpg |TV L: Characters communicate using language | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(25).jpg |Transcribed directly from the human genome | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(26).jpg |Caution: Some English words in this broadcast may be spelled non-phonetically | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(27).jpg |Found to produce adverse reactions in tapirs | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(28).jpg |Dne eht a palindromic script! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(29).jpg |For a lustrous shine, rub daily into your dog's coat | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(30).jpg |Now with joke beaters, the low-cal humor substitute | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(31).jpg |Soon to be an Icelandic saga | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(32).jpg |You may now punch your frequent watchers card | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(33).jpg |100% Mike Wallace free! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(34).jpg |Smarter than the average space bear | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(35).jpg |Won't stick to most dental work | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(36).jpg |Fry is the walrus | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(37).jpg |Thanks for watching, Larry | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(38).jpg |Ask about our lay-awake plan | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(39).jpg |You've seen the rest, now watch us | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(40).jpg |Home of the fighting newts | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(41).jpg |36% fat free! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(42).jpg |Can you draw Tippy? | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(43).jpg |Today's soup: Plutonian clam w/ celery | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(44).jpg |Orwell was doubleplusright | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(45).jpg |Like Seinfeld, but in space | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(46).jpg |We laugh so you don't have to | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(47).jpg |Now with deeper teal | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(48).jpg |We love to see you smell | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(49).jpg |The best show you're watching right now | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(50).jpg |Who wants gristle? | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(51).jpg |Recommended by viewers who chew gum | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(52).jpg |Like ''Antiques Roadshow'', but in space | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(53).jpg |Brought to you by the word "ass" | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(54).jpg |Man, [[Leela|that one-eyed chick]] is hot | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(55).jpg |Tonight's show was fried in jokelestra | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(56).jpg |Get out your calculator and enjoy the show | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(57).jpg |Like PBS, but with sassier robots | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(58).jpg |Approved by the ''American Rudeness Council'' | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(59).jpg |Can't we all just get along (in space)? | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(60).jpg |Watch and learn | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(61).jpg |In space, no one can hear you laugh | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(62).jpg |Kick off your early evening with us | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(63).jpg |Originally broadcast today on a future planet | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(64).jpg |Drawn with pride in a minimum security facility | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(65).jpg |Your Arbor Day headquarters | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(66).jpg |Watch while listening to "''Tom Sawyer''" for eerie synergies | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(67).jpg |Formerly "''Futurissimo''" | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(68).jpg |Now with 20% more analogs to our time | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(69).jpg |May cause drowsiness or irritability | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(70).jpg |Made with pride in the first four dimensions | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(71).jpg |Jordan's back, and so are we | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(72).jpg |Featuring all your favorite ''[[Harry Potter]]'' {{w|list of Harry Potter characters|characters}} | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(73).jpg |Comedy by the shovelful | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(74).jpg |Now also available as a shoe | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(75).jpg |This episode created entirely while riding on "''Segway''" | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(76).jpg |No aliens were frazarked in the making of this episode | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(77).jpg |Now with jokes about [[robots]] and aliens | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(78).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, your money back | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(79).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, you can pinch us | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(80).jpg |Only 35 more weeks until football season! | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(81).jpg |Mined from pure humor nuggets | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(82).jpg |Television for people who watch television | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(83).jpg |Support our troops on Cygnus 5 | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(84).jpg |[[Bender's Game Part 3|Current eBay bid: $8.51]] | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(85).jpg |Error! Your subtitle program has been corrupted | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(86).jpg |Alert! color radiation at level 5 | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(87).jpg |Please patronize our advertisers. During "''King of the Hill''." | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(88).jpg |Read from tea leaves | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(89).jpg |Almost certain to come true | ||
Image: | Image:Unused2_(90).jpg |Call your friends and tell them to watch or you won't talk to them anymore | ||
Image:Unused2_(91).jpg |3D version now available -- call your local cable operator | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
[[Category:Lists|Title captions]] | [[Category:Lists|Title captions]] |
Latest revision as of 21:31, 24 September 2013
The following are title captions that were released in DVD special features before appearing in the opening sequence. A few have since been used, in these cases click the text version to see an associated episode.
Gallery
First Set
Included as an Easter egg on volume three, disc one.
Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send Fry to crazy rainbow land
Last known transmission of the Mars polar lander
No humans were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode
Help! Matt Groening is really an alien monster-- Arrggh!
Last week's Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of Old Mother's Whiskey™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show!
Recommended by four out of five U.S. Presidents
No smizmars were hurt in the making of this show
Second printing 3001. Not a collector's item
Second Set
Included as an Easter egg on volume four, disc four.
Man, that one-eyed chick is hot
Featuring all your favorite Harry Potter characters
Now with jokes about robots and aliens